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We hoped to GOD that you were just one of those dogs that drive cars sometimes in photographs. But no. When we drove by, we saw that you were a human being. Had you rolled down your window to engage in a little highway conversation, we would have asked who "she" is, and we guess you would say, "Shrillary.
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Erwin Hills — On April 25th at approximately am the Overstock Outlet was broken into and robbed. In the morning, business owners Joey and Tammy Spicer found glass all over the sidewalk from the front door window that had been broken open. Surveillance video shows a suspect busting the window open with a crowbar.
ASOS just introduced its new jeans and, well, there's no delicate way to put this, so: The brand is helping its customers show off the booty with butt crack jeans. The denim, which is billed as "high waisted straight leg jeans with open back " sit high on a wearer's waist, come with a belt, and, yes, have a half-circle cutout at the back, with a pretty dang thin piece of fabric stretching down to cover the crack. Of course, given how many people need a belt just to keep basic fit jeans from sliding down — or who use a belt and yet still aren't successful at keeping their jeans pulled up — it's likely that little strip of fabric will be doing a lot of work. Bless its heart.
Sign up or log in to share. Some styles of underwear will tend to slide down WITH your pants. I'm definitely conscious of whether my crack or too much of my underwear is showing in public.
These shirts were printed specifically for a photo shoot by Markus Mueller, but our own Jill Harness thinks they should become a reality as the new official uniform of plumbers around the world. The Butt Crack Detector is a wearable hip-pack that vibrates when your butt crack is accidentally exposed to save you from a potentially embarrassing situation. How does it work?